101 of 365...Junk In My Trunk

This is what the mechanic found when he opened my trunk to find my wheel locks. He politely comes to the waiting area and says, "Ms. Diva, do you happen to know where the wheel locks are in the trunk?"
You know what he was REALLY thinking, "Hey filthy slob can you move around all the junk so I can do my job and charge you $450 for a brake job that should only cost $150."